The Republic of British Utopian is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 197 million British Utopianians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The thriving British Utopianian economy, worth 15.2 trillion Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 77,278 Pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 314,041 per year while the poor average 12,639, a ratio of 24.8 to 1.

Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, and promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. British Utopian's national animal is the Red Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

British Utopian is ranked 282,531^st in the world and 5,372^nd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 256.88 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.